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Jan: My interest is in the future because I'm going to spend the rest of my life there.
Feb: Remember to wear a smile, it increases your face value.
Mar: Laughter is the shock absorber that softens the bumps of life.
Apr: You are only poor when you want more than you have.
May: Love and friendship are the greatest things in life.
Jun: When at a loss for the right word to say, try silence.
Jul: A well spent day brings happy sleep.
Aug: A day is beautiful when kindness touches it.
Sep: If you love life, life will love you back.
Oct: Smile and the world smiles with you.
Nov: Let us give thanks - if only for the bad things that are never going to happen.
Dec: Take time for a joyous Christmas and remember to add love to your gifts.
Jan: Footprints in the sands of time are not made sitting down.
Feb: Every man carries with him the world in which he must live.
Mar: The man who makes hard things easy is the educator.
Apr: Children are like wet cement, whatever falls on them makes an impression.
May: Diplomacy is the art of letting other people have your way.
Jun: Failure is one thing that can be achieved without effort.
Jul: The less you talk, the more you are listened to.
Aug: Happiness can be thought, taught, and caught - but not bought.
Sep: You will never get experience on the easy payment plan.
Oct: If you cannot get people to listen any other way, tell them it is confidential.
Nov: People cannot change truth, but truth can change people.
Dec: Life is tragic for the person who has plenty to live on, but nothing to live for.
Jan: A different world cannot be built by indifferent people.
Feb: To teach is to learn twice.
Mar: Anyone who isn't pulling his weight is pushing his luck.
Apr: Income Tax Advice - Pay It!
May: Poor indeed is the man who cannot enjoy the simple things of life.
Jun: Love is a hammer that will break the hardest heart.
Jul: We are responsible for not only what we say, but also for how we say it.
Aug: If you want to leave footprints in the sands of time, wear work shoes.
Sep: Your words may hide your thoughts, but your actions will reveal them.
Oct: Achievers are not born, they are made.
Nov: Cooperation is doing with a smile what you have to do anyway.
Dec: An ounce of accomplishment is worth a ton or more of good intentions.
Jan: Laughter is a great tranquilizer with no side effects.
Feb: Tomorrow is a vision waiting to be captured.
Mar: Be a trailblazer not a trailer.
Apr: It feels good to be good.
May: Friends are made by many acts, but lost by one.
Jun: We have two ears and one tounge, that we may hear much and talk little.
Jul: Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
Aug: A person is about as big as the things that make him angry.
Sep: You not only can't take it with you but you cannot send for it later.
Oct: Kindness is the only language that the blind can see and the deaf can hear.
Nov: To get nowhere, follow the crowd.
Dec: It takes both rain and sunshine to make a rainbow.
Jan: If it is to be, it's up to me.
Feb: Take a smile from someone else and pass it on.
Mar: There is no right way to do wrong.
Apr: Temper gets you into trouble. Pride keeps you there.
May: He who laughs, lasts.
Jun: Lost time is never found again.
Jul: The smallest good deed is better than the grandest intention.
Aug: If you want to be heard, whisper!
Sep: The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Oct: Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.
Nov: It is the little difference in each of us that is the big difference.
Dec: One good thing you can give and still keep is your word.
Jan: A smile is the most important thing you can ever wear.
Feb: Frogs have it easy - They eat what bugs them.
Mar: A diamond is a chunk of coal that made good under pressure.
Apr: Today is the tomorrow I worried about yesterday and it did not happen.
May: The road to success is always under construction.
Jun: Beware of the half truth. You may have gotten hold of the wrong half.
Jul: Worry is like a rocking chair; no matter how much you rock, you get nowhere.
Aug: Too much time is wasted by some people in telling how busy they are.
Sep: The only real failure in life is the failure to try.
Oct: You don't get much done by starting tomorrow.
Nov: He who ceases to learn cannot adequately teach.
Dec: Nothing is dirt cheap anymore except gossip.
Jan: Every joy is gain - and gain is gain, however small.
Feb: If you love life, life will love you back.
Mar: The flowers of tomorrow are in the seeds of today.
Apr: Don't hurry, don't worry, and don't forget to smell the flowers.
May: The beauty of any day is reflected in your heart.
Jun: Be yourself, who else is better qualified.
Jul: What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity.
Aug: Any day is lovely when we are doing what we love.
Sep: If you see someone without a smile, give them one of yours.
Oct: Life is for living, love is for giving.
Nov: All who have joy must share it.
Dec: No one can help everyone, but everyone can help someone.
Jan: It is better to do good than just talk about it.
Feb: If you don't live it, you do not believe it.
Mar: Time and words can never be recalled.
Apr: The first duty of love is to listen.
May: Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them leaves an impression.
Jun: To go nowhere, follow the crowd.
Jul: A gossiper is like an old shoe. Its tounge never stays in place.
Aug: If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably does not lead anywhere.
Sep: A chip on the shoulder indicates there is wood higher up.
Oct: The brook would loose its song if the rocks were removed.
Nov: Some people are humble - and proud of it!
Dec: Problems are only opportunities in work clothes.