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In prison: You spend the majority of your time in an 8 x 10 cell.
At work: You spend most of your time in a 6 x 8 cubicle.
In prison: You get three meals a day.
At work: You only get a break for 1 meal. You have to pay for it.
In prison: You get time off for good behavior.
At work: You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
In prison: A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
At work: You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
In prison: You can watch TV and play games.
At work: You get fired for watching TV and playing games.