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The 10 Internet Commandments

1. Thou shalt not buy merchandise found in pop-up ads or spam.

2. Thou shalt not post thy e-mail address, phone number, home address or social security number on the internet, nor shalt thou post anyone else's.

3. Thou shalt not forget to update thy Windows every second Tuesday.

4. Thou shalt not connect to the internet without installing anti-virus software, nor shalt thou begin a scan without checking for updates.

5. Thou shalt not connect to the internet without installing a firewall.

6. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's credit card number, nor his bank routing number, nor his social security number.

7. Thou shalt not enter thy credit card number without seeing the tiny padlock icon on thy status bar.

8. Thou shalt not reply to the e-mail from the Nigerian banker.

9. Thou shalt not forward chain letters to thy friends and family.

10. Thou shalt not use "password" as thy password, nor thy birthday, nor thy children's names.