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The Big Bad Wolf

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.

She says, "My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf."

The wolf jumps up and runs away.

Further down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a bush.

She says, "My, what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf."

Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.

About two miles down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.

She says, "My, what big teeth you have, Mr. Wolf."

With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off?  I'm trying to poop!"